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Posted 3 weeks ago with 6 notes

anyone else here pop a chub when they give the gas pump that last little cock shake to get the drippings out the tip

Posted 2 hours ago with 1522 notes

tricotmalewife:

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me when i give my manager the angry customer and i can go back to not doing my job

Posted 2 hours ago with 509 notes

sludgenaut:

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looked at the customer photos for Esbilac puppy milk replacer on amazon and i couldn’t be happier

Posted 2 hours ago with 2 notes

why doesn’t that girl from the project makeover ads just kill herself

Posted 8 hours ago with 11167 notes

tiny–cryptid:

OK this question has been bugging me all morning so y'all please let me know

did your childhood vomit bowl also double as a popcorn bowl?

Yes

No

Vomit bowl??? (see results)

bc ours did nd I never thought much of it as a kid but know I’m thinking about it and it feels kinda gross? so pls tell me if this experience was universal or not it will haunt me forever otherwise

Posted 9 hours ago with 26429 notes

zooophagous:

is-the-fox-video-cute:

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Oh no, that’s awful! Wolf attacks are so rare, I wonder what happened?

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Oh…

Imagine seeing a wolf pack hunting right in front of you and your reaction is to be all “Oh no le waah le waah I do not vant to see zis!!” Instead of “Holy fucking sheet, that is zee coolést thing I have evéur seen in my entiéure life”

Posted 11 hours ago with 7 notes

skullforbrains:

girls who snort vs. boys who whimper

Posted 11 hours ago with 16551 notes

fallingtowers:

bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)

Posted 12 hours ago with 23327 notes

versegm:

Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It’s good for the health. Doesn’t have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it’s fine.

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